Because Christmas should be fun from top to bottom. This novelty toilet roll is printed with cheeky festive messages like “We wish you nothing butt a Merry Christmas,” guaranteed to get a laugh out of everyone who sees it. It’s the perfect gag gift for friends, family, or office Secret Santa exchanges, and it doubles as a lighthearted décor touch that people won’t forget.
Each roll features full-colour printing on soft yet sturdy paper, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re looking to liven up the bathroom at home or prank a mate, this roll is the perfect mix of ridiculous and genius — exactly what Christmas humour should be.
Features: • Standard toilet roll size with vivid, waterproof ink • Funny, family-friendly printed designs • Functional and decorative (yes, it’s real toilet paper) • Perfect for Kris Kringle, office parties, or stocking fillers • Ships compactly and makes an easy add-on product
Why it works: It’s hilarious, affordable, and guaranteed to go viral on social media. A true Aussie-style stocking stuffer — unexpected, practical, and full of personality.
